Tuesday, January 10, 2012

This is getting serious guys

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Crappy quality. But its the message that counts right?
And the message is hilarious!


But the past few days has brought me attention to a very disturbing reality and truth.
This issue has brought tension to my well being.
No.
It's not Tim Tebow.


Its about that one chick in Lord of the Rings that totally leads Aragorn on.

DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNNN!

It all started yesterday. We watched the Lord the of Rings trilogy consecutively non stop.
Well, Ian and I played LOTR Total War. But we watched.
When Ian brought up the fact that that one elven chick completely leads Aragorn on.
And she ends up with Faramir at the end of the trilogy.
?????????????????????*stumped face*??????????
Yep.
Although Christine seems to believe that Aragorn lead HER on. But we all know that's not true.
Why?
Oh, you know. He only had to save Middle Earth from total Orc domination.
He had too much on his mind to lead her on.
He was too busy being a complete man to do that.
She totally lead him on. If you watched the movies you would know exactly what I'm talking about.
Its totally obvious how that one chick leads Aragorn on.
And while he was being too busy defending Middle Earth from Orc hordes (No big deal), she realized Faromir was open. Moving from one guy to the next...
But Faromir was too busy being dead, and then being almost killed by his father, and then fending off a Orc horde with Aragorn.
Its like she had a line of guys she could go to if Aragorn didn't work out. Faromir was probably like plan D for her.
Freaking wow.
Tisk tisk.
She was persistent, I'll give you that. But it's still not good.
Guess chicks dig total men. Who fight Orcs and save humanity n such.
Weird.



There ya go Lauren!
A whole blog about that one chick who leads Aragorn on in the Lord of the Rings.
Hope you enjoyed it! :) haha!

Ian Quote Of The Day: "He's a total babe!"

2 comments:

  1. OH MY LANTA!!!!! He caresses her face, he holds her hand, he drinks all seductively from her cup (which, there, is a symbol of like/love) even the KING Theodyn thought Aragorn liked Eowyn! WHAT. EVER. BENJAMINNN.

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    1. What movie were you watching?
      This blog post clearly proves that she was leading him on.
      The nerve of some elven women... sheesh :)

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